Sheep

• Mar 28, 2016

• #1

Kapanen

Apprentice

For the love of god, kill your sheep. They spawn ready to be shorn and much faster than the wool will grow back on its own. If you sheer a sheep, kill it. There is nothing more disheartening to noob tailor than wandering aimlessly and FINALLY stumbling upon a sheep, only to find some clown sheered it and didnt have the decency to kill it! Common courtesy folks, since the inception of UO. KILL YOUR SHEEP!

 

• Mar 28, 2016

• #2

Easy Cheese

Grandmaster

This thread made me smile. 7/10

 

• Mar 28, 2016

• #3

Cack

Grandmaster

These are my favorite thing to fuck




























Yes you read that right

 

• Mar 28, 2016

• #4

Kapanen

Apprentice

You can fuck the sheep all you want. But please, if you fuck the wool off of them, kill them when youre done. ty

 

• Mar 28, 2016

• #5

Cack

Grandmaster

Kapanen said:

You can fuck the sheep all you want. But please, if you fuck the wool off of them, kill them when youre done. ty

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But you gotta break em in... That's when it feels the best

 

• Mar 28, 2016

• #6

Tynder

Master

There are other materials from which you can make cloth...

 

• Mar 28, 2016

• #7

Bromista

Grandmaster

@Macefighter

 

• Mar 28, 2016

• #8

C

Czech Razor

Master

pick cotton in the flax fields, think it respawns pretty fast as well

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #9

tankian

Grandmaster

Am i missing something. Are you sheering sheep for wool to make cloth. Isnt it easier and less troublesome just go buy bolts of cloth. 100 yards for 75-100 gold. Or is there another reason to sheer sheep for wool

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #10

lapj

Journeyman

tankian said:

Am i missing something. Are you sheering sheep for wool to make cloth. Isnt it easier and less troublesome just go buy bolts of cloth. 100 yards for 75-100 gold. Or is there another reason to sheer sheep for wool

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its all about the nostalgia of sheering that sexy sheep. and who knows, something else might happen during that encounter.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #11

D

Dimok

Master

I am pretty sure the sheep consider the sheering process foreplay.
At least my ex wife did.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #12

Wyntr

Master

I heard some of the offspring from these promiscuous sheep actually live at the bottom of the Britain well.

#killthesheep2016

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #13

Wyntr

Master

Here is one captured with a Lord British XLR 2100 DSLR lurking behind the tailor shop.

Told you guys to kill the sheep.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #14

Soul Mate

Grandmaster

Dimok said:

I am pretty sure the sheep consider the sheering process foreplay.
At least my ex wife did.

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Men and their playthings.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #15

C

Czech Razor

Master

That one has a fallon statue for sure.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #16

C

Czech Razor

Master

Soul Mate said:

Men and their playthings.

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We call them women.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #17

Soul Mate

Grandmaster

Czech Razor said:

We call them women.

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EGO

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #18

Kapanen

Apprentice

LOLZ... Now everyone is going to remember to kill their sheep, once theyve had whatever way with them they want. Correct?

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #19

Kapanen

Apprentice

Tynder said:

There are other materials from which you can make cloth...

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Yes there are. That being said, there is no excuse to leave a sheep breathing once its shorn.

 

• Mar 30, 2016

• #20

D

Dimok

Master

Kapanen said:

Yes there are. That being said, there is no excuse to leave a sheep breathing once its shorn.

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I can't help but think you have some sinister ulterior motive, like those cows in the "Eat Chicken" campaigns.

(Also, the people shearing and not killing probably are newbies and haven't found the forums yet. I bet most people in here just buy their cloth in bolts as it's faster and less time consuming then turning into a livestock farmer. And that time translates into much more gold while farming.)