A Dump on the Beach Tonight


After skimming about half a million from my AFK fishing 'friend' to the south, he has finally changed the permissions on his little teleporter thingy.

I really enjoyed the habit of sneaking into your house once a week and helping myself to your automated drop offs.

However, I long ago took The Vow of Poverty and must give this disgraceful wealth away. It shall be placed on a beach tonight, along with some old furniture. And set alight with a special scroll.

Someone bring food?