The tall but very accurate tale of Bollocky Bill.

Bollocky Bill

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Name: Bollocky Bill

Gender: Male

Age: 52

Height/Weight: 5’10” / 190

Features: Majestic locks of gray hair and a glorious beard which leaves women lusting and men green with jealousy.

Profession: Fisherman/Pirate/Exquisite Drinker

Origin: Bill was born in the sea, swaddled by an octopus, nursed by a nurse shark, and taught to swim by the Kraken himself. They say he was a man before he ever put foot on land. Some say he once swam from Moonglow to Magincia to win a bet while others say he was simply bored. Many recount the time Bill prevented the sacking of Britain by the midget pirates of Yew. Very few have actually seen Bill fight, but they know the tales and have heard the stories… and with that, they know it must be true.

Special Characteristics:

The liver of a thousand whales, the mouth of the largest dragon, and the charisma of a concussed mule.

Additional Info:

If you see Ol’ Billy in town, bring him a bottle of rum and he may tell you tale or two.
 
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