WTS Introducing 'House Teh Noobz'

Nidhoggur

Expert
Howdy pardners! I'd like to present a new service being offered by Uncle Nid's Real Estate called 'House Teh Noobz.'

What is 'House Teh Noobz'?
This is a program that enables players that have the money to place but are having difficulty finding a solid location to contact me and I will personally show you open locations that I've pre-saved. It's a free house spot locator service. (Deeds and plots not provided, open spot for you to place is what this service is about).

Am I eligible?

Are you new/newish/returning/poor/lgbt/or a member of the Goonswarm? If so, yes!

But Uncle Nid, shouldn't I find my own spot?

You certainly can, and we encourage that kind of attitude. However I cannot sit idly by and watch as more new folks end up in the hideous Yew forest with their tree blocked 7x7's.
Yew is the literally the eqms of housing locations.

Is there a catch?
No catch.

How should eligible candidate contact you?

Easy, just send me a message here on the forums or find me in game often at the West Britain Bank.

Uncle Nid, why does werkt go afk in Vesper so often with bags full of goodies?

Well, that's how they give back to the community. We hope it never stops.
 
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