Kiki
Grandmaster
You want to be unique like everybody else. Now you can be.
Thanks right folks, The Sosaria Real Estate Company has yet another QUALITY listing for you. And this time it's almost as close to Minoc as you can get without smelling the stables.
This home comes with all the bells and whistles you've come to appreciate in your Sosarian World.
Except stairs.
Or uhh yeah... and no teleporters.
So after a while of searching I came across this...
Side exit you say? Seen those before you say? Hhrrmmpphh!
Not like this you haven't...
We are proud to offer one of the ONLY KNOWN SIDE ENTRANCE AND EXIT HOMES IN ALL OF SOSARIA!!!
You can go in. You can go out. In. Out.
In. Out.
In. Out.
In. Out.
Christ, I feel like 247 in a fight. But I digress...
This home is a mere 4.5 seconds from the Minoc guard zone.*
Not only does this home come build as is to save you time and money, but due to local fire rules and regulations I am required by law to say that I will PERSONALLY add in teleporters and front stairs FOR FREE. Last thing we want is little Hecubus playing with your campfire equipment near the north side and not have a way out when things get all smokey.
As well as being unique, this home is priced for those of you looking for quality over quantity.
Starting Bid As Built: 350k
Buyout Price: 600k.
As mentioned, stairs and/or teleporters will be provided to you at no cost. Well, no cost to you. They'll cost me money though. It's not like I have some magic wand of free stairs and a book of teleporters I can take things out of. Are you even still reading?
Technical Specs:
13x15
1576 Secure Storage
788 Lockdowns
2 Steps from the ocean
<5 seconds to Minoc
Rad.
Thanks, and happy bidding.
Kiki
*Kiki used a Unicorn, on a closed course, with a professional driver. Actual times may vary.
Thanks right folks, The Sosaria Real Estate Company has yet another QUALITY listing for you. And this time it's almost as close to Minoc as you can get without smelling the stables.
This home comes with all the bells and whistles you've come to appreciate in your Sosarian World.
Except stairs.
Or uhh yeah... and no teleporters.
So after a while of searching I came across this...
Side exit you say? Seen those before you say? Hhrrmmpphh!
Not like this you haven't...
We are proud to offer one of the ONLY KNOWN SIDE ENTRANCE AND EXIT HOMES IN ALL OF SOSARIA!!!
You can go in. You can go out. In. Out.
In. Out.
In. Out.
In. Out.
Christ, I feel like 247 in a fight. But I digress...
This home is a mere 4.5 seconds from the Minoc guard zone.*
Not only does this home come build as is to save you time and money, but due to local fire rules and regulations I am required by law to say that I will PERSONALLY add in teleporters and front stairs FOR FREE. Last thing we want is little Hecubus playing with your campfire equipment near the north side and not have a way out when things get all smokey.
As well as being unique, this home is priced for those of you looking for quality over quantity.
Starting Bid As Built: 350k
Buyout Price: 600k.
As mentioned, stairs and/or teleporters will be provided to you at no cost. Well, no cost to you. They'll cost me money though. It's not like I have some magic wand of free stairs and a book of teleporters I can take things out of. Are you even still reading?
Technical Specs:
13x15
1576 Secure Storage
788 Lockdowns
2 Steps from the ocean
<5 seconds to Minoc
Rad.
Thanks, and happy bidding.
Kiki
*Kiki used a Unicorn, on a closed course, with a professional driver. Actual times may vary.
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