Kiki
Grandmaster
When Privacy and Relaxation need a holiday, this is where they end up.
Thanks right folks, The Sosaria Real Estate Company has yet another QUALITY listing for you.
Welcome to Solitude Point.
Some people claim to be our of the way, and some wish they were. This is one of those destinations you wish you didn't have to leave. And you don't.
Even though you're just a short stroll from Wrong, everything else about this place is just so right.
Every moment of every day you get to hear the ocean waves gently lapping the shoreline as you are surrounded by water on 3 sides.
Also, with the layout of this beauty, the roof top parties will be off the hook.
Like outdoor sex in the morning? Sure, but this isn't the time for it. We're trying to sell a house here.
Really enjoy holding raves, but hate it when the neighbours get all up in your junk at 4am when you're trippin ballz off some white doves?
No one's going to bother you out here my friend.
Remember those times when you lived by other people? Remember getting invited back over to their place for some uncomfortable dinner? Remember when you wished you had a large front lawn to hide the bodies? Yeahhhh...
This house comes fully built and bids start at a mere 400k.
Or...
With our exclusive "End Homelessness" campaign, you could move into this baby today for just one easy payment of 650k.
Call today for easily arranged viewings.
Thanks, and happy bidding.
Kiki
Thanks right folks, The Sosaria Real Estate Company has yet another QUALITY listing for you.
Welcome to Solitude Point.
Some people claim to be our of the way, and some wish they were. This is one of those destinations you wish you didn't have to leave. And you don't.
Even though you're just a short stroll from Wrong, everything else about this place is just so right.
Every moment of every day you get to hear the ocean waves gently lapping the shoreline as you are surrounded by water on 3 sides.
Also, with the layout of this beauty, the roof top parties will be off the hook.
Like outdoor sex in the morning? Sure, but this isn't the time for it. We're trying to sell a house here.
Really enjoy holding raves, but hate it when the neighbours get all up in your junk at 4am when you're trippin ballz off some white doves?
No one's going to bother you out here my friend.
Remember those times when you lived by other people? Remember getting invited back over to their place for some uncomfortable dinner? Remember when you wished you had a large front lawn to hide the bodies? Yeahhhh...
This house comes fully built and bids start at a mere 400k.
Or...
With our exclusive "End Homelessness" campaign, you could move into this baby today for just one easy payment of 650k.
Call today for easily arranged viewings.
Thanks, and happy bidding.
Kiki
